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Not a Time Machine Either

Sunday, March 1st, 2015 • Filed under Break-Ins

Every once in a while, I think back to this ad I saw in middle school health class. I can’t quite remember the context, but I do know it was an illustration of a group of people relaxing in a hot tub. However, the hot tub was a cauldron in some exotic forest and the people were blissfully unaware of their grisly fate. I remember thinking “what a way to go”. Because I can’t remember any reason behind being shown this ad, it’s possible I had actually ignored every other part of health class and was hallucinating off of something.

What made my mind resurrect such an odd memory? This story at The Smoking Gun. A Minnesota couple (very much in love despite a mother-son level age difference) was arrested for having sex in a hot tub. The hot tub belonged to a complete stranger. The homeowner called the police just before midnight to have the naked intruders removed and charged with disorderly conduct. I guess they thought the only consequence of this little sexcursion would be an inevitable UTI…

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