Dumb Criminals


Sunday, May 22nd, 2016 • Filed under Break-Ins

Nothing’s scarier than hearing noises home alone at night. Every squirrel on the roof is a serial killer, every car on the road is a violent cop coming to arrest you for whatever you got up to on nights like this in high school. And when the ice falls out of the ice maker in the freezer? It’s Nostradamus.

At least you hardly ever hear real voices (if you do, your physical situation should be of less concern). This couple thought they heard a ghost, only to discover there was somebody in the chimney when the voice said, “I’m in the chimney”.  According to Huffington Post, the police arrived and promptly removed a naked acquaintance of theirs from the chimney. Must be Santa?

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