Dumb Criminals

To Sleep, Perchance to Be Dumb

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 • Filed under Burglaries

Remember how I said on Monday about not falling asleep at the scene of the crime 876 times. Make that 877 times.

According to the Seattle Times, two burglars fell asleep at the scene after committing their burglary.

This time, they didn’t accidentally fall asleep at the scene. They set up a campsite. Oooo, did they make Smores? I like Smores.

They actually used some of the merchandise in the store and were still asleep when police showed up at the time. They even had enough time to take pictures of them while they were sleeping. I don’t want to know what body parts they put in them while they were sleeping and taking pictures of them, but we can always dream.

A police department spokesman called the whole thing a “comical story.” No, this is a “hee-larious story,” which is so funny that it requires an extra syllable at the beginning.

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  • Mike says: July 23rd, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Price of a education to become a cop…

    Price of the equpment to serve…

    Price of a camera…

    Catching two criminals at their most dumbest moment and leaving them marked for the rest of their lives as idiots, Priceless

    Fill in the blanks if you guys want to, I don’t know the cost of becoming a cop

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