A Noteworthy Burglary
It’s always nice when someone takes the time to leave someone else a “thank you” note. It’s never nice when someone takes the time to leave someone else a “f*#& you” note.
According to the Des Moines Register, two burglars got so frustrated trying to crack a safe that they left an angry note for its owner.
The burglars were a father and son team, which is what a father and son should be: a team. Not burglars, you sickos.
They got so frustrated with opening the safe that they left a note that read “F*#& you and your safe.” How rude. The owner shouldn’t have bought such a durable and reliable safe.
They used every trick in the book to open the safe. They even used a reciprocating saw on the bad boy and it still wouldn’t open it. It’s a good thing they didn’t have access to nuclear weapons or we’d all be crispy chicken strips and they would still have an unopened safe on their hands.
