Dumb Criminals

Always Dress for Success

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

It’s important to always remember that the right clothes make for the right job. What kind of clothes? Any clothes.

Police caught a naked man burglarizing someone’s home, according to the AP.

The man having been discovered by the home’s owner fled to another nearby home in a sheet, which prompted several ghost sightings in the neighborhood.

The owner of that home discovered the man in a bathroom trying on some ladies’ clothes. Police arrested Dennis Rodman and took him into custody.

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