An Unfortunate Cookie
Monday, March 10th, 2008 • Filed under Burglaries
ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #8,933: Sometimes it’s best to not reach for the last cookie. You hear me, fattie? Hands off the last Lorna Doone or you’ll be spitting Nilla Wafers for a week.
In Tulsa, according to the Associated Press, police caught the burglar of several Chinese restaurants after they caught him with some of their fortune cookies.
Where’s your lucky numbers when you need them?
Police responded to a burglar alarm at one Chinese restaurant and then another one just down the street soon after they arrived at the scene. The suspect later told police he couldn’t help himself. As soon as he finished robbing the one Chinese restaurant, he had this uncontrollable urge to rob another one.
Officers found the man not far from the scene with fortune cookies from both restaurants. He was taken in custody and is cooperating with authorities…in bed.
kazumei says: March 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
EWWY!
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
in bed lol????your a dumbass you are on pot and if not dang you jus plain stupid man…..
Redkaiser says: March 27th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Idiot. The “in bed” comment is a common joke that you add at the end of fortune cookie fortunes to make them funny. It’s ok though, you’ll probably hear about them more when you grow up =).
Anon says: March 28th, 2008 at 7:35 am
quite so.
not that i, *cough* a mature respectable person would indulge in such childish Cogh* jokes;……
you have no righht to judge!
Bullfrog says: March 28th, 2008 at 10:45 am
he is so retarded he diserves a new word. DEtarded
jess says: April 2nd, 2008 at 5:46 pm
The reason ” … he had this uncontrollable urge to rob another one … ” is obvious … everybody knows how quickly you get hungry again after eating Chineese food.
ty says: May 16th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
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