Dumb Criminals

And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet

Monday, November 21st, 2011 • Filed under Burglaries

As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always challenged by wondering why he couldn’t just go through the front door. Not to mention my concern for the kids who didn’t have chimneys. But why would a guy who can fly around the world with millions of gifts in one night have to adhere to conventional entrances?

However, burglars should probably use a bit more common sense. One Atlanta afternoon, a man called 911 after hearing cries from his neighbor’s house. The police arrived to find a young man stuck in the chimney, apparently trying to rob the house. According to AJC, he had apparently been stuck there since 3 am the precious morning. I guess he could use some elf-training.

Criminals by Email

I'll email you every time we post a new dumb criminal.

Sign up!
You'll like it, I promise!

Don't worry &mdash I won't email you about anything else.

Best of the Network

Real Haunted Houses
Who says ghosts aren't real? We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses.

Dumb Warnings
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." You won't believe these warnings!