And Now…Tampons!
Monday, November 2nd, 2009 • Filed under At-Large, Burglaries, Theft
I can’t fathom a reason why someone out there would want to steal a two ton shipment of feminine hygiene products and maybe I just really don’t want to because I like sleeping without waking up screaming.
A woman or (even weirder) possibly a man stole more than a half a million worth of different feminine products from sanitary napkins to tampons, according to The Cabin.
The thieves broke into several shipping containers to steal their loot. If I were the owner of this company, I would have some big concerns with protection issues for my products.
Once they entered the containers, they picked the boxes clean and left the area high and dry, much like the grass after a summer rain or the beach on a cool breeze, the kind of comfort that only a woman can appreciate.
ajps_is_me! says: May 11th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
lol, somebody must’ve needed one REALLY bad!
Bubbles says: May 14th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
thats stupid
Art says: July 10th, 2010 at 7:50 am
They must be planning to fix the oil spill in the gulf!!!
popandblurp says: July 11th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
good thinkin art, maybe your the one tht stole all those tampons
chopper says: July 17th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
If there planning on stopping that leak I hope they where super lol
FlamingPhoenix says: August 2nd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I wouldn’t just stop at super, I’D GO FOR THE EXTRA WIDE TAMPONS!
stuckonstupidpeople says: August 20th, 2010 at 12:25 am
Ok. they got away with a life tim supply, it was prolly a man to embarrassed to go to the store for his wife she gets all pms like and tells him steal um then but ya’d best better get me some, he prolly got mad cause she threatened to cut him off and because she was being a pms bitoch and said fine brought them home and said there now hsush up plug it lol
Shelbah says: August 25th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
yeah i forgot to tell the guy thanks but at least i dont have to buy tampons anymore.
hahaha says: September 23rd, 2010 at 1:29 am
@ art good one!
I think thats be the perfect solution!
slippin says: October 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 am
the term “sanitary napkin” makes my mouth water
fishingdude says: October 27th, 2010 at 11:55 am
people will steal some of the stupidest things I knew a kid in Mi that stole an entire case of ex-lax he got 90 days in juvie for that .
wow says: November 7th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
To Art:
Thank You.
Thank You.
Thank You.
Thank You.
They should really do that. Or should’ve done that now that the world has forgotten about the oil spill. It might’ve made the people remember it more.
IT’S STILL THERE PEOPLE!!!
Ashley says: November 20th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
@ Art
Forget tampons to fix that spill, they should have gone for the Maxi, Overnight Always Pads.
Anthony says: February 13th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
This is really a smart crime from an underground business perceptive. A lifetime supply of product that will have a demand for their lifetime. Now they have a steady source of income being that just about everyone of their customers will need their product every month.
GD says: April 28th, 2011 at 11:36 am
dude, i have heard of some weird things being stolen… but this on tops them all! :p