And Now…A Monkey Story
I can’t tell you how excited I am to finally have a monkey story up here. It’s been a long time. Why am I so excited? Because I like monkeys. They are Mother Nature’s comedy writers. Even their name is funny. And as an added bonus, this story involves monkeys AND pajamas! Oh Santa got my letter after all.
According to the ASU State Press, a burglar was caught breaking into a home in a pair of monkey pajamas.
The story opens with the line, “Monkey business is no more after a victim’s description of a burglary suspect’s monkey-printed pajamas led to his arrest last week.” Oh those funny journalists. They know how to milk a pun like blood from a turnip.
A woman awoke to find the man lying on the floor of her apartment in his monkey pajamas, which is totally appropriate because he’s asleep on the floor and he’s probably on the same evolutionary scale as a chimp.
The man fled the apartment with several hundreds dollars in cash and police were able to identify and arrest him because of his ironic pajamas. Ironic Pajamas is also the name of my favorite indie rock band.
Allie Said,
January 31, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
I believe thatthere wasnot enough detail on the crime to make it funny it did not tell how his rediculous PJs linked to his arrest nor did it amuse me, which if you have not noticed is vary hard to do
m0 Said,
February 6, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
Allie, You Have Yet To Prove That You Make Any Sense At Any Time Or That Anyone Even Cares If You Are Amused Or Not.
Lia Said,
February 16, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
Allie, no one cares if you are amused. This is a funny story of a dumb criminal. Instead of criticizing every story on the site, learn how to spell or something. Get a life.
haha Said,
March 8, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
ur joking right comments are for opinions if you don’t care about em don’t read em but on this one i agree with allie cause this ain’t funny to me either.
and don’t bother telling me to learn how to spell that i am good at (if you need to say something is learn how to type) but no really this just ain’t funny
Jack Said,
March 20, 2008 @ 9:46 am
haha,
When criticizing anyone you think is stupid, it shouldn’t include revealing your own moronic mishaps.
If comments are for opinions, then their opinion is that Allie isn’t that far of from the phrase employed by the author: “…same evolutionary scale as a chimp.”
It’s also funny that you would criticize people by saying they should learn to type.
If that’s the case, you need to learn to type.
However, in your case, it’s more than just learning how to type. You’ve got 2 unnecessary run-on sentences that reflects more than a typo here and there.
Why do people criticize morons when they only end up doing so moronically?
bb Said,
April 8, 2008 @ 9:47 pm
I think the story is real funny,but who has the time to sit and argue over an opiion?
Ernie Said,
May 28, 2008 @ 5:33 am
I thought it was funny for I like Monkey’s too. I alway’s wanted one as a pet. A real live chimp. They are funny but they are also smart too.