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As Smart as Breaking Into Jail

Actually, that’s not quite accurate. Breaking into a jail would be smarter because you’d basically be giving up by putting yourself in your own cell. This guy doesn’t something much less intelligent.

According to WIS10 in Wisconsin, a man was arrested for burglary for braking into a police station.

What possible reason could anyone have for breaking into a police station, other than the fact that he had a raging case of the munchies for donuts.

He allegedly wanted to break into the station so he could police equipment such as blue lights and badges. Did he want to start his own Village People tribute band?

One of the men was caught, the other is still at-large. So is the joke for this fact.

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8 Comments »

  1. Bethanne Said,

    February 19, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

    lol dats to funny for words

  2. sam Said,

    February 24, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

    lol funny

  3. Kazumei Said,

    February 26, 2008 @ 11:31 am

    mmmmm donuts….hey wait….why would you want donuts after they’ve been in the police station?they get all old and….police-ish smelling!eeeww!! but its still funeh….lol

  4. billybobjoe!#* Said,

    February 28, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Birdzilla Said,

    March 3, 2008 @ 11:24 am

    He should have gone to the bakery and bought some instead of deciding to act like his brains in nutral

  6. Latina West Said,

    March 20, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

    ok can u spell S-T-U-P-I-D what an idiot who would brake into a police station ???? thats like just walkin inside a police station and askin if the police if they want to buy drugs!!!

  7. Theresa Said,

    March 24, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

    i agree with latina west…that is exactly what it’s like. idiot breaks into a police station to steal donuts!!! it would be more prudent to break into a donut shop.

  8. Brandy Said,

    April 19, 2008 @ 8:44 am

    What the hell does that mean?

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