Dumb Criminals

Breakfast At…Prison

Friday, August 22nd, 2014 • Filed under Break-Ins, Burglaries

How many culinary stereotypes do you believe in? It’s true, Southerners drink sweet tea like Greek gods drink nectar. Italian weddings do consist of 40 million pasta dishes, and policeman do knock back circular breakfast foods like nobody’s business.

Believe it or not, sometimes this actually helps cops. A young man in North Carolina was arrested on breaking and entering charges. How’d they find him? According to Huffington Post, the perp had recently participated in a doughnut eating contest (during the city’s anti-crime event no less) and even won. The policeman recognized him and even wished him congratulations prior to detainment. Donut even think about trying this little trick.

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