Dumb Criminals

Bruce Would Be Disappointed

Tuesday, February 24th, 2015 • Filed under Burglaries

My favorite action flick is Die Hard. My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. My favorite food is Die Hard. My favorite color is Die Hard. The movie is no doubt important, but was it important enough to spark a crime?

A Seattle apartment burglar tried to make his escape by cutting through dry wall and crawling through air vents. What had he stolen exactly? Quarters…from a vending machine. According to Huff Post, he hid in an air vent when he heard his captors, but had to ask them for help when he got stuck. When asked if he needed medical attention, he replied “heroin”. Don’t we all?

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