Dumb Criminals

Caught Crapping on Camera

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

It never ceases to amaze me why some criminals don’t first check for security cameras before they pull off a caper. It’s almost as if they are drawn to it like some attention hungry reality star who is willing to eat their weight in bugs for five minutes of TV time.

One criminal got caught trying to crap in a grease bucket on camera, according to the Pocono Record.

Why would anyone want to crap in a bucket of garbage grease? I think the bigger question is why wouldn’t they? If you’ve never worked with it, I can’t explain it to you.

It gets worse. While trying to leave his mark on the world, he accidentally spilled the bucket over causing an even bigger mess than the one he was trying to make. The security camera caught the whole thing. Police will distribute it to the public to identify the man in the video once they are done passing it around the office and enjoying it.

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