Come and Pass Out On Our Floor, We’ll Be Waiting For You…
Friday, December 5th, 2008 • Filed under Burglaries, Drunks
To sleep, perchance to dream? That would imply this person had a brain in his head to begin with capable of logical thought.
Yet another suspect broke into a home only to fall asleep where the homeowner found him, according to the Sarasota Herald Tribune.
This time, the suspect was (any guesses?) under the influence of alcohol, that magic devil juice that makes good men do bad things and bad men do things that insane men wouldn’t do even if the bad men that live in their eyebrows tell them to do.
Only when the suspect woke up from his drunken sleep, he was still so sauced that he thought he was in his own apartment. Hey, we’ve all been there. Well, not really, but it might make him feel better for being such a huge drunk. Ok, that won’t make him feel better.
Dumb Criminals » Putting the “Napping” in “Kidnapping” says: February 16th, 2009 at 3:42 am
[...] • Filed under Kidnappings This falling asleep while committing a crime thing keeps happening again, again, and again. Does America need just one giant melatonin tablet dropped in their neighborhood [...]
Courtney says: March 26th, 2009 at 10:35 am
“that makes good men do bad things and bad men do things that insane men wouldn’t do even if the bad men that live in their eyebrows tell them to do.”
teehee! eyebrow people.