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Monday, June 4th, 2012 • Filed under Burglaries, Theft

So this is the kind of thing that sounds like the challenge in one of those children’s computer games. You know, the ones where Winnie The Pooh tried to teach you which colors make purple, or where you cried because you killed Nancy Drew on the carousel or something. Yeah. Technology’s come along nicely.

Computers get smarter, but people regress. Not enough intelligence to go around. The proof of this is found here at Huffington Post. When police were notified of theft at the Little League concession stand (…yeah), all they had to do was follow the trail of cookie and chip wrappers to the car of the crooks (a man, two women, and a girl) two blocks away. Further investigation proved that their house contained more stolen Little League paraphernalia. Hardcore.

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