Exactly Like Taking Candy from a Baby
Sunday, September 16th, 2007 • Filed under Burglaries, Theft
Let me just say this up front: anyone, ANYONE, who gets caught committing crimes that exactly mirror cliches should be locked up for the rest of their lives. That’s right, I’m talking to you, Mr. Behind Bridge Arsonist.
According to Ananova, police in Romania arrested several burglary suspects after they were caught taking candy from a baby.
They reportedly stole a stash of lollipops meant for a small, tiny, defenseless baby during a house raid and left the half eaten candies in a nearby alley. Police immediately put an APB for a gang of thieves with bad teeth and diabetes.
Police managed to snag the gang after DNA evidence from the lollipops linked them to the scene of the crime. They reportedly found their teeth at the scene.
Seriously, what kind of evil mastermind would do such a thing? Who would steal lollipops from a baby? I mean besides Dick Cheney.
Jon says: October 4th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Unknown commenter says: October 9th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
lol, it skinda funny wat these stupid criminals come up with lol
AJ says: October 14th, 2007 at 2:01 pm