Foiled by the Pants…of Justice!
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Theft, Vandalism
Once again, a criminal has been foiled not by careful police procedures, the American justice system or the slow bitch goddess that is Karma. Nope, this time, he was foiled by nothing more than a simple pair of pants with a taste for vengeance.
The AP reports that a pair of pants stopped a crook from running from the cops.
Police responded to a burglar alarm at a “convenient store.” That sounds mighty handy. It must be one of those stores with pneumatic legs that follows you around where ever you go in case you ever need something.
Officers spotted a man running out of a smashed front door with an armload of cigarettes. He must really need the Camel Cash for that iron lung.
Unfortunately, the armload of cigarettes prevented him pulling his pants up as he fled the scene on foot. He tripped and fell, and police captured him. Then after they were able to catch their breath (not from running after him but from laughing so hard), the slapped the cuffs on him and took him to jail.
Kelly says: February 24th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
These people are so stupid
Aroura says: March 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Rule one if your going to rob a place WEAR CLOTHES THAT STAY ON
casey says: May 11th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
wear a belt next time dumb ***
Stuart says: October 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Those silly negroes.
Stuart says: October 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I bet they were Newports.
Rose says: November 13th, 2009 at 10:03 am
All those times of his mother telling him to pull up his pants came back to haunt him…
Also I would like to point out that nobody said he was black.
Jake says: February 21st, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Why do people wear their pants so low anyway? Why do they like being exposed? And don’t stereotype any group about it, since most of the black people I know don’t do that.
anna says: March 23rd, 2010 at 4:15 pm
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE RACIST!!!
ldh says: July 9th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Hey,
It wasn’t a racist comment….it is obvious, in-your-face, fact every city in America…you black boys wear pants too big and no belt….then one of them gets stupid running with his hands full ….I sick of seeing these punks asses…put in jail
Anonymous says: October 8th, 2010 at 3:33 am
Next time wear shorts my friend. If necessary, wear a belt.
Kae Lily says: February 16th, 2011 at 9:53 am
“you black boys wear pants too big and no belt”
I see plenty of boys at my school wear pants that are too big and with no belt. Black AND white. Quit stereotyping!