How Not to Break Down a Door
Monday, April 6th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Caught on tape
First of all, a key works a lot better than your head. That’s a lesson I learned from experience.
Another burglar learned the same lesson when they tried to bum rush a locked door and hurt themselves in the process, according to the St. Petersburg Times.
A security camera video, which we have graciously embedded below for our viewers who have no fingerprint on their index finger due to excessive clicking, caught the whole sordid affair.
The burglar tries to break down the door by taking a “football stance,” then rushing the door head-on think he’s some kind of armchair Lawrence Taylor. The best he could hope for is the real Jason Taylor.
Instead, the door knocks him back and he writhes on the ground in pain. Doors are mean.
Shinu says: July 18th, 2009 at 2:56 am
*facepalms* Okay…. Just where do you get off thinking that works?
Soleil Lune says: July 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 am
Thats sooooooooooooooo funny
Ulric says: August 2nd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
If you noticed, one of the crooks is using a cell phone to talk with, probably a posted lookout on one of the street corners to alert him in case 5-O is on the way.
Talk about contempt!
It is hard to believe that someone has the total audacity to ivade your world and take your possessions!
These crooks deserve any pain that may occur!
Sophie says: September 21st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
as if, i do that all the time.
*shifty eyes*
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butthead says: January 30th, 2010 at 10:38 am
ok..lets see…my head vs. a wooden door…lets think about this….can we say concussion, headache, and probrably neck pain for about a week? what a frigging moron!!!!!
we are all just...... says: January 1st, 2011 at 2:01 am
AT LEAST WEAR A HELMET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon says: January 12th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Too bad he didnt break his neck!
hardcore says: March 14th, 2011 at 11:59 am
Did he died?