Dumb Criminals

I Can Haz Moneh

Sunday, March 11th, 2012 • Filed under Break-Ins, Burglaries

Little kids can be great. They cheer you up when you’re down, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and are hilarious when swearing on Youtube.

But how often can they stop a burglar? A man in Germany walked into a house one evening with every intention of robbing it, and held up a gun to the poor babysitter’s face. The two children heard the commotion, and ran upstairs. Much to the robber’s surprise, they came back down with their hard-earned savings in hand. According to The Local, the man was embarrassed/shocked/ashamed/touched (insert description of choice) and turned around and left. Looks like the police department has some possible new recruits.

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