In Deep S*#%
Just about anything involving criminals and a giant vat of poo is always a recipe for disaster. From our perspective, it’s a recipe for hilarity and loud booming laughter that lasts for two days.
A woman trying to steal some manure in Germany fell into a huge vat of it, according to Reuters.
Two women tried to break into a farm so they could steal manure to make manure bombs. Remember making manure bombs when you were a kid? We used to put them on our neighbors’ doorsteps, light them on fire and laugh as they tried to stomp them out.
During their heist, one of them fell in a vat of the stuff and the other one tried to pull her out, the sign of a true friend. If it was my buddy who fell in a giant vat of dung, the only thing I would physically be able to offer him is an extended and hearty laugh.
She managed to get free, but both fled the scene, one in only her underwear and the other totally naked because at this point, there’s really no one to flee the scene with any dignity.
