Dumb Criminals

Make Yourself At Home

Monday, September 5th, 2011 • Filed under Burglaries

Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to clean your house to the point of hiding any evidence of actual humans living there. Next, you need to spend time preparing a bunch of unhealthy food that your female guests probably won’t even look at, because it contains the deadly disease known as calories.

But this lady in California had it easy. Upon returning home, she found her “guest” was already helping himself to a drink. Realizing that she was probably the victim of the burglary, the woman called to invite the cops to the impromptu party. According to Glendora Patch, the young burglar hadn’t even stolen anything. Unless, of course, it happened to be a REALLY valuable can of Pepsi. But we all know Coke is where it’s at.

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