There are lots of little things everybody can do to help get them through their day. For example, I like to take a nice brisk walk whenever I get a chance. I try not to eat heavy fried foods during the days but I like to treat myself at least once a day. I start my day with a strong cup of coffee. I always remember to wear pants.

According to the Associated Press, a suspected thief left his pants at the scene of the crime.

A homeowner in Wisconsin found someone hiding in the bushes outside their home and got into a scuffle with them when he managed to get him out of his pants, quite an accomplishment considering the homeowner didn’t have to use alcohol, roofies or promises of marriage in order to get them off.

When police arrived, they found the man was gone but his pants were still at the scene. The pants were taken into custody for questioning. Police said the pants are not cooperating with authorities.

Police have issued a description of the man, but are warning everyone that if they see the suspect, they should approach him with extreme caution since he should be considered armed and without pants.

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