Off the Cuff
You can tell an evening has ended the worst way possible when you’re stuck in a pair of handcuffs and there isn’t a stripper, a horny ex-girlfriend or a mildly aroused barfly within 200 yards of your sorry ass.
According to Metro.co.uk, a man handcuffed to a railing after his arrest managed to break free, but got busted again when he showed up at a police station.
The man got caught breaking into a supermarket at night. Apparently, those automatic doors don’t work so well at night.
The officer caught him and cuffed him, but he managed to break free before making a break for the cop house. My ex-girlfriend was right. Butter does have a million different uses.
He went to the station so he could get the cuffs off. Police are helpful, but to a point.
