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Friday, September 25th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

Bills suck. You work hard to pay them on time and if you’re a millimeter late with the check, they charge you up the ying-yang. You can never find a stamp to mail them the money or an easy way to pay them online. Sometimes you have to break into a woman’s house just to pay them.

One man broke into his ex’s place just so he could pay his bills, according to the Metrowest Daily News.

He broke both the front door and the window of the home, so he could get on his ex-wife’s computer to pay his bills. Well it’s not his fault that she’s too cheap to pay for wi-fi.

Police arrested him for breaking into the home and because of his arrest, he missed paying his bills on time. Now he’ll never get to watch “Wall-E” on Netflix.

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