Dumb Criminals

Passed Out Fail

Friday, August 21st, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Drunks

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said 9,498 times: alcohol does not give you super crime committing powers.

One man learned that lesson the hard way when police found him passed out at the scene of the crime, according to the Cambridge News.

A drunken man broke into a charity’s office and not only trashed the place, but left blood everywhere. I smell a future Sham-Wow! endorsement.

Police found the man responsible for the carnage “unconscious under a filing cabinet”. He filed himself under “D” for “dumbass”.

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