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Sing Us a Song, You’re the Burglar Man

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 • Filed under Burglaries, Theft

piano playerAhhh, music. Adoplh Huxley called it “that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible.” George Bernard Shaw called it “the brandy of the damned.” Police in Amsterdam called it “evidence.”

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A burglar who broke into a house in the Dutch town of Tiel on Wednesday night could not resist playing the piano he found there after ransacking the living room, police said on Thursday.

Unfortunately for the 20-year-old thief, his music woke the owner of the house, who called the police.

Foiled by a piano. I smell the bejeweled hand of Liberace’s ghost at work.

I’ve always had a distaste for people who see a piano and, regardless of the setting, can’t resist the urge to play it. It’s like they’ve got some evil lounge singer gene in their bloodstream.

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  • Ken says: January 3rd, 2007 at 1:12 am

    That’s Aldous Huxley, not Adolph. Sorry, the soma made me do it.
  • Jon says: March 20th, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Ok, he’s robbing a house, robbing requires quiet, and what does he do? Play the damn piano. Oh well, it could’ve been worse if he’d connected an electric guitar to the sound system, turned up the bass all the way, and let ‘er rip I guess. But not much worse.
  • Mad Red Queen says: September 25th, 2007 at 8:53 am

    Well… he could have gotten ahold of that HUGE a** speaker in “Back To The Future”, and started playing. Now, THAT would rank right along with rolling a tank into the house and just blasting away, in my opinion.

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