There’s nothing more embarassing to a burglar than getting caught in the very place they’re burglarizing. I can say with extreme confidence that the tip top on the embarassment scale. Oh wait, a major British newspaper got pictures of it? We stand corrected.

CAMBS, England (The Sun) — THIS wally faces a burglary rap after getting stuck behind bars — of a window he was trying to climb through.

Nicholas Forster, 35, was caught red-faced after getting wedged in security grilles.

Red faced? I’d say his face is the last body part he should be worrying about. He needs to watch his ass.

It gets worse. It took 30 minutes to get him out of the window. That must have been a hard beer gut to suck in.

A witness even told the police, “He was so embarrassed he wouldn’t even lift his head to face the firemen.” Apparently, he didn’t have time to fix his face for the newspaper camera.