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Stupid Man, Stupid Man, Does Whatever A Sane Man Wouldn’t…

Thursday, June 18th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

What’s worse than being caught jumping around your room in your full body Spider Man costume? Well, nothing, especially if it’s in your room because that implies you still live with your parents.

A man in Japan was caught robbing a house in his Spider Man outfit, according to the Manichi Daily News.

He was spotted fleeing the scene in his costume, leaving his dignity behind at the scene.

Police caught him as he was trying to change out of his outfit, which also included a woman’s swimsuit and a set of pink arm warmers. He should have stolen a sense of shame.

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  • Intelligencenotshared says: June 21st, 2009 at 4:55 am

    or common sense…such as not performing a robbery or wearing a womans swimsuit. Should try selling that sometime, the lack of it in the world would make it an excellent business opportunity.

    Side note, if you don’t get the common sense for sale thing…don’t try to.

  • Stephanie says: July 2nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    hahaha lol awesome

  • DeJonette says: July 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Really? REALLY? Somethings just have no words behind them. I am ashamed for them.

  • Ms. B says: August 1st, 2009 at 3:18 am

    WTF. This isn’t cartoon land..,nor the Marvel Universe. This one was beyond stupid!

  • mike w says: February 24th, 2010 at 11:57 am

    and i kinda liked spiderman too why did he go bad????

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