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The Fall Guy

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

Walking across false ceilings is very, very dangerous. Please use caution and wear knee pads if necessary.

A crook trying to evade police crashed through a ceiling and landed right at the feet of the cops searching for him, according to UPI.

Police were searching for a burglar at an eyewear store. That explains why he didn’t see the “Warning: False ceiling” sign.

Then the man they were looking for fell through the ceiling and landed right in front of the police officers making it the shortest foot chase in history.

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