Dumb Criminals

They’re Not So Sharpie

Friday, October 30th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

When we were kids, sniffing markers was the closest thing we had to a shot of Jack. Sounds like these two got a whole snout-full.

Two burglars tried to paint their faces with Sharpie markers instead of wearing masks, according to The Smoking Gun.

The victim originally said he saw two “hodded-wearing males” entering his home. No wonder police didn’t arrest them until a traffic stop since they were wearing “marked faces.”

The mugshots show they didn’t even finish the job on their masks. Halloween must suck for them.

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