They’re Not So Sharpie
Friday, October 30th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries
When we were kids, sniffing markers was the closest thing we had to a shot of Jack. Sounds like these two got a whole snout-full.
Two burglars tried to paint their faces with Sharpie markers instead of wearing masks, according to The Smoking Gun.
The victim originally said he saw two “hodded-wearing males” entering his home. No wonder police didn’t arrest them until a traffic stop since they were wearing “marked faces.”
The mugshots show they didn’t even finish the job on their masks. Halloween must suck for them.
joey says: January 29th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
That’s my uncle!!!!! he lives in Iowa with me!!!! but he really wasn’t trying to break in the house he just wanted to talk with the person that was talking crap about his girl freind (my aunt)
kiss_diss says: January 30th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
wow he’s still dumb. theres more mature was to go about handling things, like a face to face conversation, he should of tried that first instead he ended up with charges and looked like an idiot at the same time!!! wow very talented i must say lmao
great job!!!
jennifer says: February 7th, 2010 at 2:24 am
Wow Epic Fail
Laura says: February 14th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Wow, true idiocy there. Joey, I wouldn’t be telling everyone that, because your uncle is an idiot. Does the family tree branch out? I mean seriously….anyone with a brain would have realized that it was bound for disaster to paint your face with a sharpie marker. Or maybe he just sniffed too many when he was younger? Either way, it’s completely retarded.
skittlezz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
snaaaap that is stupid. joey ur uncle must b high on strong a$$ stuff. tell him 2 share!!!!! lmao
Mike says: February 24th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
These guys are true artists!
jay says: February 28th, 2010 at 8:51 am
it was probably joey’s house they broke in