They’re Not So Sharpie
Friday, October 30th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries
When we were kids, sniffing markers was the closest thing we had to a shot of Jack. Sounds like these two got a whole snout-full.
Two burglars tried to paint their faces with Sharpie markers instead of wearing masks, according to The Smoking Gun.
The victim originally said he saw two “hodded-wearing males” entering his home. No wonder police didn’t arrest them until a traffic stop since they were wearing “marked faces.”
The mugshots show they didn’t even finish the job on their masks. Halloween must suck for them.
joey says: January 29th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
That’s my uncle!!!!! he lives in Iowa with me!!!! but he really wasn’t trying to break in the house he just wanted to talk with the person that was talking **** about his girl freind (my aunt)
kiss_diss says: January 30th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
wow he’s still dumb. theres more mature was to go about handling things, like a face to face conversation, he should of tried that first instead he ended up with charges and looked like an idiot at the same time!!! wow very talented i must say lmao
great job!!!
jennifer says: February 7th, 2010 at 2:24 am
Wow Epic Fail
Laura says: February 14th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Wow, true idiocy there. Joey, I wouldn’t be telling everyone that, because your uncle is an idiot. Does the family tree branch out? I mean seriously….anyone with a brain would have realized that it was bound for disaster to paint your face with a sharpie marker. Or maybe he just sniffed too many when he was younger? Either way, it’s completely retarded.
skittlezz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
snaaaap that is stupid. joey ur uncle must b high on strong a$$ stuff. tell him 2 share!!!!! lmao
Mike says: February 24th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
These guys are true artists!
jay says: February 28th, 2010 at 8:51 am
it was probably joey’s house they broke in
this kid says: March 22nd, 2010 at 10:45 am
i like pie =d
this kid says: March 22nd, 2010 at 10:47 am
and i like some other stuffs but mainly piez. i also likez u joey =D
Twitchy says: March 29th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
yer so cool, kid xD
Joey says: April 3rd, 2010 at 4:53 pm
My uncle is facing 3 years of jail 4 this ****!!! That ******* sucks
Kenna says: May 3rd, 2010 at 2:17 pm
lol i lov. PIE :0
your face,sabrina says: May 12th, 2010 at 9:41 am
retarted, your dumb
your face,sabrina says: May 12th, 2010 at 9:41 am
retarted, your dumb, your stupid
Bubbles!!! says: May 14th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
everybody go WHOOT-WHOOT!
everybody go WHOOT-WHOOT!
Your Effing Mother says: May 30th, 2010 at 7:32 am
Okay, Joey, you are such a liar. I saw the episode of “The Smoking Gun” where this was shown. And he faced 4 years in prison. So it is obviously not your uncle. Also, I agree with Laura. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
<3 JW
youre dumb says: July 5th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
yes because we all know that we can believe everything that we see on tv cuz everyone always gets there facts straight. youre a dumb ****
You're Effing Stupid says: July 9th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
@Your Effing Mother
You’re dumb as ****.
Hannah says: July 19th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
@ Your Effing Stupid…..What does that even mean? “your dumb as ****” has NEVER made any sense it just makes you sound like an idiot.
WTF says: July 24th, 2010 at 8:52 am
i bet they spent more money on the sharpies than it would of cost for a mask
WTF says: July 24th, 2010 at 9:01 am
wat a load of bullshit joey
but i bet that they spent more money on all the sharpies than they would’ve spent on a mask lmao
WTF says: July 24th, 2010 at 9:02 am
wat a load of bullshit joey
joey = biggest nub on the planet says: July 31st, 2010 at 5:11 am
LOL WTF “joey”. dude, ur obviously not even involved in this, and ur probably just laughing at the random stream of comments coming up.
You're All Effing Retarded says: August 4th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Okay, first of all, you guys are ******* retarded, and apparently, noone here watches the news or the Smoking Gun because really, there were 2 of them.
-YASHA MINQ- says: August 19th, 2010 at 8:01 am
THAT WAS THE DUMBEST MOST LAME THING I EVER HEARD…..OMG.! CAN U SAY “LOSER”
Jen says: September 27th, 2010 at 11:10 am
HA!
someone says: September 27th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
seriously,bad words are uncool. anyway joey if he actually is your uncle… … i’m really sorry for this but your uncle should think things through. joey if he isn’t your uncle. “YOU LIAR”
-soomeone
P.S. i also like pie =)
RESTRICTED says: October 16th, 2010 at 10:26 am
That is probably the stupidest thing i have ever read. I honetly can’t imagine how sick i would feel because of those sharpies. My head hurts just thinking about it!!!!!! And wow Joey he probably isn’t even yor uncle and if he is WHY WOULD YOU TELL EVERYONE!?!?
Don't diss the sharpies, people! says: October 19th, 2010 at 10:02 am
I love sharpies, but masks are probably more effective (and easier to remove) than coloring all over your face.
I hope I never grow up to be like those guys. >_>
Flu-Bird says: November 25th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Those two will be the luaghingstock of the prison every convict and guard will get a amuzing one from those two dummies
David says: November 27th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala says: June 30th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Unlike commenter ‘Joey’, I really do have experience with one of them. When I was in a psych ward for anorexia a few years ago, I met the blond guy who was in for substance abuse. He was NOT the sharpest tool in the shed
This doesn’t really surprise me…