TiVOH My God
Thursday, November 16th, 2006 • Filed under Burglaries
Dumb: Breaking into a house. Dumber: Breaking into a house and stealing a TV. Dumberer: Breaking into a house, stealing a TV and going back in for the remote.
PARIS (Reuters) – What’s a television without its remote control? Not much, decided a thief in southwestern France who returned to the home from which he had just stolen a TV to pick up the remote control — and was arrested.
The man robbed a pensioner’s house in the village of Mussidan, taking the TV set and some hunting rifles, police said. While the pensioner was reporting the theft at the local gendarmerie (police station), the thief returned.
Alert neighbours tipped off the police and they caught the man red-handed.
Don’t you mean “remote-handed”? Ahahahaha, hahaha, ha. Sigh. My creative soul needs greater challenges than this. Hell, naked hopscotch is a step up.
The spokesperson for the Paris Police Department (motto: we’ll arrest you and make you feel inferior) characterized the burglar’s crime by saying, “I guess there’s daring and I guess there’s stupid.” But what he really meant to say was, “I guess there’s darying and I guess there’s American.”
The man faces charges of burglary, breaking and entering and impersonating a fat, lazy American.
donnie says: November 29th, 2006 at 9:51 am
I would shoot my self if I ever stole a T.V. and had to go back to get the remote.
lorne says: December 12th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Just goes to show you the selfish nature of mankind.The schmuck deserves what he go.
lisa says: December 21st, 2006 at 7:20 pm
this guy is more dumber then the ladie that told the cops that someone
took her stash.
uponafaultline says: February 3rd, 2007 at 6:49 am
yep but his grammar is probably “more gooder” than yours there lisa!
Jon says: March 20th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Oh, well, we can’t go without that remote, of course… idiot lol
Renay says: April 12th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I really don’t know what to say about. If he was so desprate for a remote he could’ve gotten a Universal Remote. He’s not dumb. He’s a DUMB ***!!!!!
Mohondous says: October 29th, 2007 at 10:33 am
and ooommm this would be like ooooom really cool