What a Card
Thursday, March 19th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Theft
Who says no one goes to the library anymore? People who still think reading Hustler qualifies as reading and pronounce the word as “liberry.”
Police caught a thief who left his library card at the scene, according to the AP.
The thief left his library card at the scene because he was using it to jimmy open the store’s lock. Why the hell not? It’s not like he was using it for, oh say, reading.
The store reported four cases of beer missing. Something tells me they are still missing and presumed tasty.
Sammy the Kid says: March 29th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Did the library card belong to Homer Simpson?