Dumb Criminals

You Can’t Spell “Big Stupid Morons” Without “G-P-S”

Monday, October 19th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries

It’s always important to plan ahead. You never know when you might need to make a quick getaway and GPS coverage is spotty at best these days. Hell, a hole covered, wind proof umbrella provides better coverage.

Two burglars were jailed for their crimes after stopping to ask a cop for directions, according to TheLocal.de.

They had just got done with their caper when they stopped a police officer to ask for directions. Too bad they didn’t hit a map store.

They were arrested on the spot and confessed. It sounds like they would have been caught either way since they left their brains at the scene of the crime.

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