Dumb Criminals

A Bear Stole a Car!

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 • Filed under Cars, Theft

Usually we open these updates with some kind of witty opener that vaguely alludes to the story we’re linking to, which makes it hard for anyone to really understand the joke unless they read the story, thereby forcing them to click the link below and increase our revenue traffic. This time, however, we’d just like to report that a bear stole a car.

According to Ananova, a bear stole a car.

The car was stolen in New Jersey where police confirmed the species that stole the car was in fact a bear.

They determined that because of all the hair they found in the car when they recovered the stolen car, which had been stolen by a bear.

The bear was probably attracted by some kind of food in the car but for some reason decided to steal it making it the first time in the state that a bear has stolen a car. Repeat, a bear has stolen a car.

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