A Bear Stole a Car!
Thursday, November 15th, 2007 • Filed under Cars, Theft
Usually we open these updates with some kind of witty opener that vaguely alludes to the story we’re linking to, which makes it hard for anyone to really understand the joke unless they read the story, thereby forcing them to click the link below and increase our revenue traffic. This time, however, we’d just like to report that a bear stole a car.
According to Ananova, a bear stole a car.
The car was stolen in New Jersey where police confirmed the species that stole the car was in fact a bear.
They determined that because of all the hair they found in the car when they recovered the stolen car, which had been stolen by a bear.
The bear was probably attracted by some kind of food in the car but for some reason decided to steal it making it the first time in the state that a bear has stolen a car. Repeat, a bear has stolen a car.
joe s says: November 16th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
i live in the town across the ny/nj border from the town. the towns name is vernon and the bear accidentaly undid the emergency brake when the car was on a hill
jeremy M says: December 24th, 2007 at 2:15 am
bull **** joe . . .you dressed up as a ******* bear AND STOLE A CAR!!!!!!
edz says: December 29th, 2007 at 1:07 am
err … ish diz fer real?? … o_o;;
soeR says: December 29th, 2007 at 1:42 am
who the hell could had a stupid thought to dress up like a bear and stole the car..
hheh, real bear? it cant even handle the clutch well.. ~
Eaver says: January 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
XD Yes! Another first for New Jersey.
The picture you have there is win.
Stephen says: January 18th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Are you sure it’s not a drunk terrorist dressed up as a bear?
Mocha chick says: January 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am
What is going on in this world!?! LOL!! Bears driving??!! All that is missing is for the bear to be DRUNK!! LOL!!!
It's just life! says: March 19th, 2008 at 11:47 am
I agree…
Drunk terroists dressed up as bears… they will rule you….
Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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I can’t think of anything witty for this! What… the… HELL!