Dumb Criminals

A Bum Bums a Ride to Court

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Theft

What’s the worst way to get to court for your theft charge?
A. Arrive on time but without pants
B. Show up in your only clean shirt that reads “Up yours, Judge”
C. In a car that you just carjacked for your carjacking trial

A man took a car at gunpoint to get to court for her car theft trial, according to the Gwinnett Daily Post.

He actually “hijacked” his girlfriend’s car at gunpoint for his court case. He’s not getting any.

The girlfriend even informed on the guy and told police he was on the way to court. He better bring home an entire botanical garden if he ever wants to get any ever again.

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