A Chief Concern
I’ve always wondered what the weirdest vehicle that anyone ever drove drunk could be. This isn’t it, but it’s an actual thought I’ve had. Here’s some of the favorites my mind came up with when it wasn’t thinking about boobies: the Mystery Machine, the car from “My Mother, the Car,” the Delorian from “Back to the Future,” a Delorian, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
According to the Associated Press, a fire chief in Maine has been arrested for driving drunk behind the wheel of a fire truck.
Here’s the kicker: he wasn’t driving it to a fire. Thank God. I just know that when he got there, he’d try to pee it out.
He even had the siren running because when you’re driving drunk, you want to draw as much attention to yourself as possible.
Police claim he was blasting the siren in their neighborhood over a local dispute. Well, I’m sure he made his point. The neighborhood plans to respond to his debate by blaring a foghorn next to his bedroom window right when he falls asleep.
Lia Said,
February 16, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
Lol wow. The guy is a genius.
george Said,
March 7, 2008 @ 8:55 am
yeah, he probably would pee the fire out.