Sandwiches are great, aren’t they? They’re so tasty and delicious, packed with nutritious vegetables to keep a body growing and wedged between two big of loaves of carbs that will put those vegetables in their place once they’ve reached your stomach.

Who doesn’t love a sandwich? It’s your arresting officer, according to the Press Citizen.

A man was in the process of being arrested for drunken driving. Darn it, those wily police are always around when you least expect it while you’re drinking and driving. It’s like they’ve got beer goggles sonar.

The officer put him in the back of his squad car when he offered him “free Jimmy John’s sandwiches” if he would let him go. If only he offered some free jalapeno cheddar chips…

Instead, the officer charged him with driving while intoxicated and bribery. The entire state hasn’t stopped laughing.