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A Few Heroin Bricks Short of a Wall

Thursday, May 29th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drugs

Women never cease to amaze me. They complain constantly about men’s lack of organization and cleanliness and yet their purses are jungles of femininity. I’ve seen women take machetes to get to the bottom of them just so they can find change for toll booths.

According to WPXI in Pittsburgh, a woman’s purse foiled her heroin dealing plans when she left it open for police to find in her car during a traffic stop.

Police got an anonymous call about the heroin and followed her car until they could make a traffic stop. When they pulled the vehicle over and approached the window, they could see the heroin sitting in her opened purse. I’m sure they also had to look past a lot of loose makeup, some Q-Tips and at least a dozen tampons.

The suspect gave police consent to search her house where they found more than 250 heroin bricks worth over $170,000. It was probably just for the weekend.

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  • Men aren't a picnic either says: July 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Men never cease to amaze me. They complain constantly about how long it takes women to get ready, yet they never make it to the party on time because they were getting ready

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