A Pain in the Glass
Monday, February 16th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Vandalism
You really shouldn’t even smash the windshield of a police car that is sitting in front of a police station. And if just now you thought the reason you shouldn’t is because it was sitting in front of the police station, seek help immediately.
A homeless man did that (smash a windshield, not get help as far as we know), according to MyFoxDC.com.
He just picked up a big cinder block and chucked at the police car. Fortunately, no one was inside it at the time but two officers witnessed it.
Why did he do it? He was homeless and he needed a place to stay. I’d come up with a joke for that, but I really don’t think my Karma collector wants me to.
Blayze Kohime says: February 18th, 2009 at 9:03 am
I don’t think that’s a dumb criminal story as much as its a sad story that someone would be so desperate as to resort to a crime in order to have a warm place to sleep. At least he didn’t commit a crime that harmed anyone.
May says: February 18th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I agree with Blayze.
Snakes says: November 26th, 2009 at 5:53 am
It would have been funnier if he set the car on fire and danced around the burning vehicle with his pants pulled down chanting something about signs of the prophecy. I mean go big or go home. (pun intended)
zack says: January 20th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
i agree with blayze because that is very very heartbreaking and yes what snakes said is hilarious