Dumb Criminals

An Unflattering Cell Portrait

Thursday, May 7th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Theft

Cell phones have done some great things in their time. They help us communicate with each other all over the globe. They allow us to access information at the touch of a button. They lead police to the identity of car thieves.

One car thief left his cell phone in a stolen car that he wrecked that contained several pictures of himself, according to the Houston Chronicle.

The guy broke into a car and then wrecked it and fled the scene. If you’re going to steal a car, make sure you know how to drive it. That’s why you don’t see lopsided fat guys stealing pogo sticks.

Unfortunately, his cell phone had his picture all over it and now it’s all over the news media. It could have been worse. He could have left his driver’s license. I’m talking about both for his picture and his waining level of intelligence.

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