And Now…Balls!
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Cars, Drugs, Drunks
There’s a great saying that goes “When you’ve got ‘em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” That phrase doesn’t apply to the police department.
A woman who grabbed an officer’s balls during an arrest has been jailed without bail, according to
The woman in question was a model who the officer pulled over for driving while intoxicated. So she’s a model and she’s drunk, so her intelligence level is probably somewhere around squid dung at this point.
The model threatened to punch the officer in the face during the breath test and then grabbed him in the crotch, which to be fair and given her intelligence level at this point, she probably thought that was part of the test.
She was already on probation and ordered to stay off alcohol after another judge revoked her probation after she tested positive for marijuana. So we’ve got a model who drinks and drives and smokes marijuana? Just what exactly does she model as for a living? A model prisoner?

Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 8:56 am
That was disturbing… and mentally scarring. o_o