Dumb Criminals

Asleep at the Wheel

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Theft

It’s always a good idea to make sure you get a good night’s sleep before a big project or job. It not only gives your body time to rest and repair itself, but it also gives your brain a rest, something it always needs despite how little you use it.

A car thief got caught when he fell asleep behind the wheel of his loot in a car wash, according to the Adelaide Advertiser.

An attendant at the car wash said he had been asleep in his car for over an hour. In his defense, the interior of those new Audis are quite comfortable. They are the automotive equivalent of falling asleep on a baby’s bottom, not that I’d know what that’s like.

The officers who arrived at the scene had to physically wake the man up to get him out of his car. If they shook him any harder, he might have a perfect case for whiplash.

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