Ass, Cash or Grass, No One Flees for Free
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
There is no reason anyone should get themselves involved in a police chase, especially if the car you’re driving isn’t good enough to be purchased by the “Cash for Clunkers” program. This getaway vehicle wouldn’t get picked up by the “Leftovers for Lemons” program.
A man led police on a chase on his riding lawnmower, according to the AP.
Police spotted the lawnmower weaving in and out of traffic, which is unusual for a lawnmower. They usually don’t have a limited-slip differential.
When police tried to stop the lawnmower, the driver refused to stop. Instead he pulled over on his front yard (which was probably more the lawnmower’s fault than the driver) causing him to spill his pack of beer. I hate it when innocent bystanders are affected by such senseless crimes.
Wes says: August 15th, 2009 at 3:44 am
License was revoked, so he takes his lawnmower on a beer run? The man obviously has too few working braincells and should stop drinking.
Scarlett says: December 28th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
HA!
What a country.