Dumb Criminals

At Least Nash Is Happy

Sunday, May 25th, 2014 • Filed under Cars

What’s the deal with body hair removal? Just something for militant Tumblr feminists to whine over? To be fair, I don’t want my significant other to look simian, whether male or female.

How far would you go to be smooth as a laptop screen? A young Kentucky mother was busted for leaving her two children in an overheated, locked car when she received a $60 Brazilian wax. According to The Smoking Gun, this is justified by her alleged modeling career on Facebook. In addition to her spawn, drugs were also found in the criminal’s car, leading to further charges. Quite a close shave if you ask me.

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