Dumb Criminals

Bumper? I Hardly Know Her!

Friday, January 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Cars

Fleeing the scene of an accident is never a good option, but when you do it, you really should take your entire car with you.

One man left his front bumper at the scene of a hit-and-run accident, according to the Metrowest Daily News.

No, some crack CSI team wasn’t able to fit the bumper to the make and model of car that left the scene.

The guy’s bumper still had his license plate on it. Who knew they put them on the front and the back bumpers anymore?

The guy turned himself in before police could even process the license plate. It doesn’t say if he returned to get his bumper back or not.

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