Dumb Criminals

Burglars Get Pushed Around

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Cars

Cars are such a huge pain in the ass. They never start when you need them to, like when you’re late for work, when you’re in danger of getting a ticket and when you’re trying to evade the scene of a burglary you just committed.

That exactly what happened to two burglars who couldn’t drive their getaway car, according to WCAX.com.

A witness spotted the burglars, so he took the keys to their getaway car and called the cops. The burglars couldn’t start the car, so rather than run away from the cops, they tried to push the car. I guess that’s only because they had trouble pulling it.

Fortunately, the cops showed up sometime later to help get their car a jump.

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