Dumb Criminals

Car Porn

Monday, July 20th, 2009 • Filed under Cars

If you’re already breaking one law, it’s not wise to break another law on top of it. It gives police extra paperwork to do.

One man who was watching porn while driving was also speeding well above the allowable limit, according to the Toronto Sun.

The driver was not legally drunk, just impaired by the portable DVD player he had sitting on the passenger seat. Sometimes when you really get into a movie’s dynamic, you don’t want to wait until you get home to figure out how it ends.

You can probably guess why he was speeding. Oh you men.

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