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Chalk Another One Up for Darwin

Monday, December 29th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Murderers, Other

If you’re a strong believer in the concept of intelligent design and a hater of the “Survival of the Fittest” theory, you might not want to read this story.

A car bomber in Belgrade blew himself up with his own car bomb, according to the B92 news service.

How could he do such a thing? Did he accidentally plant the bomb under his own car? Oh, maybe in a perfect world….

The bomber attempted to plant the bomb underneath the car just after his intended target drove up and got out. He placed it under the exhaust pipe of the car. If you can’t predict what’s going to happen next, never become a car bomber. We don’t encourage that if you can predict it that you should become one, but we especially, strongly encourage you not to as well if you’re in the opposite category.

The exhaust pipe was still hot and set off the bomb as he tried to stick it under the car. Police said he could have realized that if he just tried to blow up the car first and burning his lips on the tail pipe.

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