Dumb Criminals

Check, Check, Check the Police

Monday, July 6th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Corrupt Cops, Drunks

Cops are people too! If you prick them, do they not bleed? If you tickle them, do they not laugh? If you fill them full of whiskey and vodka, do they not get drunk and then try to pull a fellow officer over who just pulled them over?

A reserve officer did just that, according to the Indianapolis Star.

The officer was stopped on his boat by another officer because he did not have proper lighting on his vehicle. So instead of paying the fine and following the law, the officer came up with a better idea.

He got drunk (a key component of his plan), put on his officer’s uniform, got in a squad car and tracked down the officer who cited him. You can guess where it goes from there and if you can’t, you’re probably drunk right now.

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