Cop Stop
Thursday, June 7th, 2007 • Filed under Cars, Drunks
What’s dumber than driving drunk? Not much. Not only do you have to be retarded to attempt to drink and drive, but the dumbing effects of alcohol can bring your brain to a level of dumbness that even a Uwe Boll movie can’t bring it down to. This guy manages to get even lower.
SPIEZ-GESIGEN, Switzerland (Ananova) — A drunk driver, his car and his pet dog ended up in jail after crashing through the walls of a police station in Switzerland.
Police say Juergen Berger, 36, was three times over the drink-drive limit when he pulled off the motorway at Spiez-Gesigen.
He lost control on a tight corner and skidded off the road, up banking and into the side of the police station.
The bad news he crashed into a police station. The good news is it’ll make the officer’s paperwork a lot easier.
You also have to feel sorry for the dog, being asked to be some dork’s designated driver.
Police said both the driver and dog were unharmed in the incident, but the station sustained heavy damage. A spokesperson also said, “He can say goodbye to his licence for a long time.” He’s been nominated for this year’s annual Understatement of the Year. He’s competing against the guy who called the Texas Rangers a baseball franchise that needed some more practice and a University of Kansas frat boy who said he feels stupid every time he does a whiskey bong head stand.
Sarah says: June 13th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
haha. poor dog. his owner is a dumb-a**
William says: July 13th, 2007 at 11:57 am
Wait a minute, the driver, car AND dog ended up in jail? What did the dog and car ever do???!!! I mean the car’s being operated by this drunk psycho, and the dog! What is a dog doing in prison?
I can just see it now, people pass by the dog in his cell and ask the officer why he’s there….. and the officer says, “Oh, he was involved in a drinking and driving incident…” how MAD!
Mary says: July 22nd, 2007 at 3:06 am
The car and dog ended up in jail, because the drunk crashed into the jail. Duh!
J.T. says: June 12th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I think they meant in jail as in “inside” it. I mean, he did drive his car up into the jail, right? The dog was in the car, so, really, they all were “in” jail.
Maxassin says: August 22nd, 2009 at 3:14 am
Yeah. I hope the dog was ok (and wasn’t shot)